- me: i have a bruise
- me: i'm going to name you Lee
- me:
- bruise:
- me:
- bruise:
- me:
- bruise:
- me: Bruise Lee
(Source: bigpinkbunny, via recklesssswagggg)
The difference between bees and wasps.
- Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
- Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
